December 2009
73 posts
do not tell me why i'm mad. do not bring up...
(via oyoungsailor)
word.
Booty Calls
d3zmoines:
It’s 10:38, the phone rings.
Me: Who the hell is calling this late at night…?
Me: “Hello?”
Phone person: “Hullo, I’m lurkin fer Moze(sp?)”
Me: “I can’t understand you…”
Phone: “MOZE!”
Me: “I’m sorry I can’t hear you..”
click
10:40 phone rings again, but Mom answers this time
Mom: “Hello? You’re looking for who? Tina? Oh, you have the wrong number, okay, bye bye.”
click
...
Booty Calls
d3zmoines:
It’s 10:38, the phone rings.
Me: Who the hell is calling this late at night…?
Me: “Hello?”
Phone person: “Hullo, I’m lurkin fer Moze(sp?)”
Me: “I can’t understand you…”
Phone: “MOZE!”
Me: “I’m sorry I can’t hear you..”
click
10:40 phone rings again, but Mom answers this time
Mom: “Hello? You’re looking for who? Tina? Oh, you have the wrong number, okay, bye bye.”
click
...
Work
Is gay. ;(
Everyone has a part
d3zmoines:
Have you ever felt so small? When you imagine what else is out there, other countries, continents, planets, solar systems, galaxies, and even other universes. Have you ever felt insignificant? The thing is, you do have significance, because even if it wouldn’t be much of a change, this whole universe would be different if you weren’t in it. I hope that made you feel good :)
I...
um
there are like way too many naked people on my dash.
and they aren’t even sexy.
Reblog if you have felt personally victimized by...
ohwell-ohwell:
whatifacarcomes:deviladdictions:missbrittany:supnaykuhh:theunfinishedjourney: iamglencoco:alllison:briitalove:carlaspeak:simmerdown:anthonyyyy:(via badasschris)
2009
pbjellybeans:
1. Did something you said you would never do. 2. Paid for someone who said they would pay you back but never did. 3. Lied about where you were. 4. Discovered a new musician. 5. Made something for a friend. 6. Got a new phone. 7. Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player. 8. Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live. 9. Made fun of someone. 10. Created a tumblr. 11. Flew on a...
Bold what applies...
cafini:
whoeverthatis:folieabecca:ninjaqtip:iamglencoco:ashweeestrada:nicomarie:jennortiz:fuckyeahsurveys:
My Personality
I’m loud. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. For the most part, I don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I like to fight. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily....
what do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zerbas.. or halle berry in a cat woman suit..?
wouldn’t it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn’t have to wait...
– the beach boys
taking care of my virtual pet ok
oyoungsailor:
frozenwater:
oyoungsailor:
unlike SOME PEOPLE, chelsea
will bathe in blood.
i will take you out. i’m straight out da hood bruh.
will also bathe you in blood. naked. don’t forget that.
taking care of my virtual pet ok
oyoungsailor:
unlike SOME PEOPLE, chelsea
will bathe in blood.
Dexter answer-tone and ring-tone. In complete Bliss.
Tonight is the night.
– Dexter
wtf. this nigga has dogs?
– shayla talking to one of those chat bots on aim LOL (via oyoungsailor)
LMFAO. well he lied to me. Said he had to walk the dogs. HE AINT GOT NONE.